One thing I don't understand is walking. How in the world does that actually work? I mean, you put a foot in front of you and you make yourself move forward. Is this magic? It doesn't make any sense. Think about it next time you decide you want to move anywhere else than where you are. Maybe not while you're on drugs though, you may freak out.
And how in the world do trees decided how to grow? I understand that it moves in a way to get to the sun, blah blah. But the branches. Why are they where they are? What makes them say "ohh yes I think I'd like to have a branch here. All the better to climb." Have scientists discovered why this happens?
Where the fuck do wheels get the nerve to be an optical illusion? Sure, the wheel is going forward, but does it look like it? No. It decides to be a dick and trick everyone's minds. What makes it do that? I have no idea. Does anyone know this? I bet fucking not.
Sex. Everyone's favourite pass time. Or is that baseball? Whatever, I don't get either. When I was little I used to hope that there was an alternative to having babies than from having sex. Granted, that was in the mind of a child but still. I mean, I don't want kids anyway so I'm not worried about it. But the idea of sex just weirds me out. And the while "if I don't have sex for a day I'll go crazy." What? That makes not fucking sense.
Now, I'm not saying I don't love accents. Because good lord I do. But how? How does speaking another language make you speak another differently? And why did the new Americas decide to speak this way after leaving? And how do people have different ways of speaking when living so close? It baffles me. How do we all not have the same accent? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
