My New Children's Book That Will Make Me Millions

With help from my friend. Her parts shall be in italics.

Goddamn You Cat

I HAVE THIS CAT
SHE IS ON MY LAP
SOMETIMES SHE HIDES UNDER BLANKETS AND ATTACKS
GODDAMN YOU CAT

LOOK AT YOU
EATING ALL THE FEATHERS
I BUY YOU NICE THINGS AND WHAT DO YOU DO
EAT ALL THE FUCKING FEATHERS
GODDAMN YOU CAT

TRYING TO SLEEP AT 3 AM
YOU GOTTA LICK MY FACE
GODDAMN YOU CAT
I BUY YOU TOYS OF WONDER AND JOY
YOU THINK YOUR SHIT IS MORE FUN
GODDAMN YOU FUCKING CAT

          I JUST WANT TO PUT AWAY THE COT
         AND WHERE MUST YOU SUDDENLY BE?
         THE FUCKING COT
         ALL UP IN THE BLANKETS
         TIPPING IT DOES NOT WORK
         GODDAMN YOU SPIDER-CAT

GET UP FROM THE CHAIR
TRY TO LEAVE THE ROOM
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
THEN YOU TAKE MY CHAIR
GODDAMN YOU CAT THIEF

          YOU ARE NOT THIS AFFECTIONATE DURING THE DAY
          BUT NOW I’M SLEEPING
          SO OF COURSE YOU NEED TO LICK MY FACE
          AND STARE AT ME
          WITH YOUR CREEPY MISCHEVIOUS EYES
          GODDAMN YOU DEMON CAT

          THE SUN GOES DOWN
          THE MOON COMES UP
          I LAY DOWN AND
          YOU RUN A MUCK
          I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
         GODDAMN YOU HYPER CAT