Now, I say she's the cutest, but she's also the weirdest cat I have ever met. I got her about 4 months ago and I'd say she's about 9 months old, so she's still rambunctious and crazy. But when I say weird..I mean weird. She's also fat.
First of all, she's just as good as an alarm clock. Kind of. When my alarm clock goes off and I move, she's all "What?!? Awake?? PLAY!" and attacks and/or walks all over me. Then I get up and go to the bathroom and do my morning things and I come back to this:
I think she actually enjoys scaring the shit out of me. Which, I mean, I can obviously see her over the chair, but then I egg her on and stare at her and come close and then she pounces. I'll also walk around the house and get attacked, or be doing something on my bed and she'll grab my head. Ohh, and you know that ninja kitty video where the cat comes closer every time the camera looks back? Yeah, SHE DOES THAT.
She also doesn't understand the concept of her water bowl. Most of the time she can drink normally, but I've also caught her sticking her paw in it and licking her paw. I've also caught her pulling this number:
She thinks she's so fucking funny. I cannot tell you how many times I've had to mop up water she's spilled on the floor.
For the first week I had her, she didn't quite get that nighttime was for sleeping. She didn't even really have any toys yet, but she still managed to run around and play with everything in my room. But since then she's gotten better and usually sleeps on my chair for awhile and then joins me on the bed.
This works out great. I get all warm and I get to cuddle with something. But then she decides to move and thinks "I'ma get comfy, but fuck everyone else" and either tries to lay on my face or as close to it as she can get.
And I don't know if she was just ignored in her infant stage or something, but that cat never stops meowing. I swear to everything that I love, if you even stop looking at her she starts meowing up a storm. You walk into the room, you wake up in the morning, you stop petting her, you move at all, she's there in your face meowing.
But the positive side to this is that I can act like she's responding to me when I speak to her. Because she goes talk back. I promise. I'm not crazy.
Also; true story. This happened:
I don't know what her deal is with shoes, but it's starting to get a little disturbing.
All in all though, I couldn't ask for a better cat. She fits me perfectly and she's the cutest fucking thing ever. I don't know what I'd do if I had a normal pet.
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