Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Spiders are the Devil

So, my friend and I like to take walks nearly everyday to try to get us into shape. (Cause we’re awesome) After eating loads of delicious pizza and an hour of Jim Gaffigan, we decided to embark on our journey around town.

Now, it’s starting to get warmer here which means the insects and such are starting to come out. I had yet to really see anything horrifying, but about a week ago it happened.

We were only about fifteen minutes from my house just chatting about normal stuff. Then we both looked down. We both looked down to the monster below us.





We quickly avoided it by walking a safe distance away from the beast. We started to calm down a bit when we found another spider a mere two feet away from the first one.


Obviously they knew we were coming and planned this ambush. Seeing the second one freaked us out a bit more than the first. One spider is easy enough to avoid, but two?! Fuck, get me out of there.




For another block my friend and I just didn’t feel comfortable. Clearly something was about to go down and I was not about to go down without a fight. Had someone drove by at this moment, they probably would have thought were heroin addicts by trade.



But after about three blocks everything was back to normal and life was good. We eventually made it back home and wrote all this. And now, to celebrate life, we have our chocolate milk!

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